*proceed with caution, this is a rant! Let me set the scene. You’ve been invited to a house warming, you know about 40% of the people there. You turn up alone, looking great (obviously), clutching a bottle of Lidl Champagne. You’re holding it close because you don’t want to share it and why the … More *SINGLE STATUS
Because you probably forgot how fucking sassy you were b … More GETTING YOUR SASS BACK AFTER BEING DUMPED
Keeping the girls strapped in while doing the bad thing. … More O M 34 G
Help ease the symptoms of cystitis… … More FUCK OFF CYSTITIS
Who doesn’t love to toss? … More HAPPY TOSSING DAY
I don’t even make beds… … More WEIRD SHIT YOU DO WHEN DATING SOMEONE
5 ways you can treat yo self this valentines day… … More 5 THINGS YOU CAN DO TODAY (IF YOU’RE SINGLE)
