Eczema is a bitch. She’s a fucking awful bitch. She likes to talk over you, creeps up on you when you’re least expecting it, can’t handle her drink and somehow finds a way to make your life miserable. Five years of the bitch and I still can’t handle how she makes me feel. From a … More THINGS YOU ONLY KNOW IF YOU’VE DATED A GIRL WITH ECZEMA

*proceed with caution, this is a rant!   Let me set the scene. You’ve been invited to a house warming, you know about 40% of the people there. You turn up alone, looking great (obviously), clutching a bottle of Lidl Champagne. You’re holding it close because you don’t want to share it and why the … More *SINGLE STATUS

Because you probably forgot how fucking sassy you were b … More GETTING YOUR SASS BACK AFTER BEING DUMPED