MY CRAZY EX PURR-FRIEND

After a tinder date in heaven which resorted in me heading back to his, everything turned to hell when he realised his kitchen light was on from outside his house. ‘Oh – shit – that’ll be my ex… she likes to come around and stroke the cat.’ Cheers babe.

DICKOMETER RATING: 7

 

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